Welcome!
Glad you are here. I stole the title of this song and this website from Jimmy Buffett, but he hasn't sued me yet. We were in Key West about a hundred years ago for an outdoor environmental benefit and Buffett said we were all there to keep Key West from becoming "some place else."
I wrote the song the next day. Later I was awarded a grant from the Monroe County Council for the Arts to record it.
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Nearer the Earth is in Florida Wildlife Magazine
SMARTASS ANSWERS 101
Smartass answer #1
I had a call from a guest last week. She had a question about the flight down to her cruise which originted in Detroit with a lay-over in Chicago. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight left Detroit at 9:30am and got into Chicago at 9:34am. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. I finally told her the plane just went really, really fast. Such is my typical caller.
Smartass answer #2
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stpped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day."
"Thanks," the kid replied. "I got here as fast as I could."
Its all in Forum:
Do Americans need
Astronauts?"
also...
Space Weenies...
Sarah Palin
Health Care and Stones
Drug Companies
and the $35,000 Mosquito
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